"How do we get out of this mess?"
Scene: 10 Downing Street, Prime Minister’s office.
PM – UK Prime Minister, Boris Johnson
Well, er, thanks you for coming in to se me today
PV – Sir Patrick Vallance, Chief Scientist
It is always a great pleasure to see you Prime Minister..
CW – Professor Chris Whitty, Chief Medical Officer
Yes, and also a great honour.
Prime Minister
Well, thank you. But today we have a very serious problem. It looks as though we are in a bit of a mess.
Patrick Vallance
Really, PM. I thought the vaccination programme had gone really well with most adults being vaccinated.
Prime Minister
Well, yes. But it does not seem to be working.
Chris Whitty
What, Prime Minister? The vaccines are not working?
Prime Minister
That is the view of many Members of Pariament who have been contacting me, and also some newspaper editors.
Patrick Vallance
They can’t really mean it. If this news were to be broadcast they would be no end of disruption. There would be a riot.
Prime Minister
They have spoken me very confidentially and no news of this sort has been issued. But they point out to me that despite all the work of our mathematician advisors, the numbers are not going down as they should and are in fact going up!
Chris Whitty
What do you mean Prime Minister?
Prime Minister
To put it simply, they tell me that there have been more Covid-19 cases and deaths in 2021 than in 2020. They expected that the vaccination programme would have made the pandemic better, not worse. Patrick, please tell me precisely what is happening out there.
Patrick Vallance
It is all very difficult, Prime Minister.
Prime Minister
I want you to explain it to me in clear and simple terms.
Patrick Vallance
Well yes, there have been more Covid-19 cases and deaths in 2021 than in 2020. The Worldometer data informs everyone that we have just passed 7 million cases. In 2020 there we had about 2.5 million cases, but this year we have had 4.5 million cases –
Prime Minister
This is terrible, and it is only early September! Is it going to go away or is it going to get even worse?
Patrick Vallance
We hope that the pandemic will come to an end, but the mathematicians think that there might be another peak.
Prime Minister
They always say that there is going to be another peak but I suspect that they have no real idea. They have got it so wrong previously, predicting major epidemics that did not happen. We might as well appoint a government Chief Astrologer as ask the mathematicians what will happen in the future.
Chris Whitty
I agree, Prime Minister. The leaders of the medical professional organisations have no confidence in the mathematical projections and are fed up with covering up for what is going wrong.
Prime Minister
We must give a positive impression to the public, no matter how negative the news. At a time like this we could do with Dom. He would be able to spin the bad news to make it look good, with a quick catch-phrase.
Patrick Vallance
We must continue the policy of vaccinating the entire population, with comprehensive vaccination of all young people in secondary schools, and as soon possible those in primary schools.
Prime Minister
Well said. This will be a positive step which might keep bad news out of the headlines.
Chris Whitty
There is a problem with vaccinating children in that doctors are very unhappy about it, especially paediatricians. They are very concerned about the known side-effect of myocraditis, heart damage, and even more about unknown side-effects in the future.
Prime Minister
But the paediatricians do not see the big picture, and that is our responsibility. We must stop Covid-19 now. The future is less important than the present, and the future will be somebody else’s problem, not our's. Did the clinical trials not show that the vaccines are very effective and very safe?
Patrick Vallance
Yes, but there has been a re-analysis of the data. The vaccines did show a reduction of Covid-19 cases, but when all illness were put together, the subjects vaccinated were at a slight disadvantage. It is possible that in young people disadvantages outweigh benefits to the individual.
Prime Minister
We must keep that quiet. I have not heard of it in the newspapers. We must emphasise benefits to the population at large rather than to an individual. It is the duty of people to be vaccinated. But my MPs are telling me that there are reports that most of the Covid-19 cases and deaths are in people who have been vaccinated.
Chris Whitty
That is true, but only in very recent studies. If we look at the first six months of this year, we find that most cases and deaths are in the non-vaccinated. This is obvious because so few people had been vaccinated early in the year. Using the old data in the USA has enabled there to be continuing reports of a pandemic of the unvaccinated.
Patrick Vallance
Yes, that is a clever spin, as during the early part of the year not many people had been vaccinated and so they inevitably made up the majority of cases and deaths.
Prime Minister
This is the line that we must take.
Patrick Vallance
Yes, and it is going well. The press have been very helpful. I noted a headline in the Guardian on September 14th that informs its readers that only 1.2% of those dying from Covid-19 had been fully vaccinated. It was in smaller print that it was revealed that the data were from January to July when initially very few if any people had been double vaccinated, in fact virtually no-one before the end of March.
Chris Whitty
The other point is that there was a very large number of deaths from Covid-19 in January and February, about 1,000 each day, and at that time vaccination rates were very low, with large numbers of non-vaccinated people dying. In the early summer death numbers were very few, just single figures each day in May and June, with very little influence on the six month total.
Prime Minister
I hope we will be able to suppress the very recent data. I am told that August data will show a very different and much higher proportion of double vaccinated people dying from Covid-19.
Chris Whitty
I doubt if we will be able to keep the recent data hidden from the public for long, Prime Minister. The data are on the Worldometer and Our World in Data every day, and these websites are closely followed.
Prime Minister
Yes, there are too many amateur epidemiologists.
Chris Whitty
Many people follow me on Twitter. On August 20th I tweeted: “Four weeks working on a Covid ward makes stark the reality that the majority of our hospitalised Covid patients are unvaccinated and regret delaying. Some are very sick including young adults. Please don’t delay your vaccine”.
Prime Minister
Very good Chris. That is excellent. I hope many people have re-tweeted it. But I hear that the majority of Covid cases and deaths are now in people double vaccinated. Perhaps your information is out of date.
Patrick Vallance
Recent data is that most of those with Covid-19 are fully double-vaccinated. The numbers published by Public Health England are that up to August 15th, of Covid-19 hospital admissions in those over the age of 50, 31% were unvaccinated, 10% single vaccination, 58% double vaccinated.
When it comes to deaths there is a very similar picture. Just 30% unvaccinated, 9% single vaccination, 61% double vaccination.
Prime Minister
Gosh, that is terrible news. Are the vaccines really helping? What about those below the age of 50?
Patrick Vallance
Better news. With hospital admissions 74% unvaccinated, 15% single vaccination, 9% double vaccination. With deaths, 64% unvaccinated, 10% single and 24% double vaccinated.
Prime Minister
That is much better. Well we must concentrate on these numbers for the younger age groups so as to encourage more vaccinations. However, we must be aware of what I am being told about the pandemic getting completely out of hand, mainly in the far East.
Chris Whitty
People are becoming aware about what is happening in Israel. Although it is about the first and the most vaccinated nation in the world, there is now an increasing peak of cases and deaths almost entirely among the double vaccinated. People are very alarmed. In fact during the past week the number of vaccinations per day has gone down my more than a half.
Prime Minister
Perhaps people in Israel are starting to suspect that vaccinations are more of a problem than a help.
Patrick Vallance
But the goverment of Israel is proposing booster vaccinations as soon as possible. Also there is a major peak in Japan, even more dramatic than in Israel.
Prime Minister
I had also heard about Israel, and that the proposal is for extensive third vaccinations. I suppose the peak in Japan could be due to the Olympic Games.
Patrick Vallance
Third vaccines for all would certainly be good news for the vaccine manufacturers. Even more so if vaccines had to be given every few months in the forseeable future.
Chris Whitty
But there is concern expressed that the vaccines might doing more harm than good, and that natural immunity is better than immunity provided by vaccines. Vaccines seem to be losing their benefit much earlier than expected, and the risk of the Delta variant is much higher among those vaccinated. The evidence is that people vaccinated are several times more likely to be infected than those who have natural immunity from previous infection.
Prime Minister
That makes me feel good having had Covid-19. What exactly is the Delta Variant?
Patrick Vallance
It emerged in India, immediately after the vaccination programme took off. It is sometimes called the Vaccine Variant, but only behind closed doors.
Prime Minister
I am told that in the Observer on August 29th there was a report that Covid-19 cases in the UK are 26 times higher than a year ago. Is this true?
Patrick Vallance
I am afraid it is. We expected that with the vaccination programme cases and deaths would be even lower in 2021 than in 2020, but it is not working out that way.
Chris Whitty
I also read the Observer article. In addition it stated that hospital admissions and deaths are a fraction of what they were in August 2020.
Prime Minister
Is this true?
Chris Whitty
I suspect not. According to Worldometer Covid-19 deaths suddenly started to increase in mid-August and now exceed 2020 figures. For example on September 7th 2020 there were just 3 Covid-19 deaths, but on the same day this year there were 209. This is the general pattern at present.
Prime Minister
Cripes! This is terrible. What can we do?
Patrick Vallance
We can hope that it improves, but otherwise we must divert attention. We must continue to make vaccination for the young our main priority, and blame the unvaccinated young for the deteriorating situation.
Prime Minister
But what if there is a backlash against vaccinations?
Patrick Vallance
Well Prime Minister, the main impact will be on the share prices of the pharmaceutical companies. Many of us have a lot to lose.
Chris Whitty
We must continue to emphasise the importance of vaccinations.
Prime Minister
What about the other things, vitamin D, ivermectin, hydoxychloroquine and so on?
Chris Whitty
We have followed your instructions and kept these out of the news and out of clinical use. I must say that the doctors have been very unhappy about this. They are aware that we have had 133,000 Covid-19 deaths and they think that most of these could have been avoided had we used vitamin D in particular from the very beginning.
Prime Minister
Well, that is just speculation.
Chris Whitty
The doctors have been concerned that they have been unable to offer any treatment to Covid-19 patients until they arrive on the intensive care units. If Pfizermectin materialises, that will be a help.
Prime Minister
As I have said I appreciate your success in keeping vitamin D in particular hidden from view, but I am very pleased to have received it myself when I was so very ill with Covid-19. We have had to follow WHO and FDA instructions that there must be no alternative to vaccines, otherwise the Emergency Use Authorisations would not have been granted.
Patrick Vallance
Whatever the benefits Prime Minister, if we bring Vitamin D and its activated form Calcifediol into use now, there will be public outcry from the relatives of the dead as to why we did not do so at the beginning.
Prime Minister
It is all very difficult. We really are in a mess but at present beneath the surface. We simply must continue with vaccinations, otherwise the public will lose confidence in us.
Patrick Vallance
And if cases and deaths increase we must blame it on new variants.
Prime Minister
And people who have not been vaccinated.
Chris Whitty
Prime Minister, I am still concerned that the public might become aware of what is happening around the world. The public have been expecting that the vaccinations would make things better. What will happen if the pandemic continues to get worse?
Patrick Vallance
It is inevitable that the pandemic will settle in time, and the official line is that when it does, it will be the result of the highly successful vaccination programmes.
Prime Minister
While we are here, what is the situation with deaths and ill-effects from the vaccines?
Chris Whitty
The Yellow Card system is functioning but there seems to be little notice taken and certainly no actions. We rely on the fact that in individual cases, proof is not possible and we emphasise that co-incidences do happen.
Patrick Vallance
I read that the coroner concluded that the death of Lisa Shaw, the BBC presenter, was the direct result of the very recent vaccination.
Prime Minister
I am told that the BBC will keep quiet about this unfortunate case. Let’s hope so. The last thing we want is a succession of claims of vaccine damage,
Patrick Vallance
Especially as the government has accepted financial liability.
Prime Minister
I certainly never expected the Covid-19 pandemic to turn out to be anything like as bad and complicated as it has turned out to be. And it seems to be far from over. The end of September is likely to see the mess even worse, unless the pandemic goes away. I am sure we will be meeting again very soon.
Exit Patrick Vallance and CW.



















